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Today, I had an important powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my mac saying "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29433) - you deserved it (8429)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had an important powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my mac saying "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29433) - you deserved it (8429)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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