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yesterday I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at mah boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
219 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah history teacher confiscated mah iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, an I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. real FML

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433 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found boyfriend passed out on the floor . Then I passed out due to anxiety of seeing him passed out . FML

#18823126
95 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

#18606973
111 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by John Nani (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday I found out that... when mad at us... mah son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with mah mother. We were terrifid and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into mah mother's ear. She reactd by flailing and driving her arm straight into mah face. FML

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On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. mega FML

#18146930
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On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I awoka to rosa patal laading ma to tha front gardan. Curious , I followad tham , thinking mah boyfriand plannad somathing romantic. As I walkad out tha door , I was hit in tha faca with a papar plata full of whippad craam and sprinklas , and than lockad outsida. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling mah back . I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in mah sleep . mega FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with mah cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, cuz he hissed and savagely clawed at mah face without warning. FML

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On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet . Trying to be a bit flirty , I slowly slid two fingers down his calf an mockingly tickled his feet . He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose , nerely breaking it . FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today , I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet . Trying to be a bit flirty , I slowly slid two fingers down his calf an mockingly tickled his feet . He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose , nerely breaking it . FML

#16128165
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today... It Was Sunny And Bright So I Woke Up Feeling Great. I Pulled Back The Curtains In Mah Room And Saw Mah Cat Dead On The Lawn. FML

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137 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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