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Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45233) - you deserved it (4608)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML


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