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by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by phoneless / 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm / Jordan / Miscellaneous
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
by Sash / 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
by aprilmay91 / 03/11/2012 at 8:38am / United States / Work
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by KrazyKill / 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Alejandroc / 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm / Honduras (Cortes) / Love
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love
by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Love
by maddie / 12/27/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…