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cristalduhh
  • Town/Country : Vicenza, Italy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (1963)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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