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by part time all the time / 06/23/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by talktothefacecausethehandswanking / 06/22/2013 at 2:54pm / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Love
Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 10:00am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Confused / 05/13/2013 at 10:39am / United States (Maine) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 7:16pm / Switzerland (Sankt Gallen) / Love
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
by wtfmama / 05/04/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
by acnecream / 05/03/2013 at 9:23am / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were… Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity… Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he…