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crimsonlover4
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5156
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About crimsonlover4 : Hello loves,
I love reading these fmls mainly because they distract me from my own fucked up life and I have hope to have one of my own published some day :}

Godspeed!

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crimsonlover4's favorite FMLs

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

#19505597
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27374) - you deserved it (3056)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93263) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24415) - you deserved it (2721)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53144) - you deserved it (8891)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33346) - you deserved it (3746)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37510) - you deserved it (3917)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44641) - you deserved it (4419)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46588) - you deserved it (5487)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63509) - you deserved it (5093)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56793) - you deserved it (17950)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (8421)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43058) - you deserved it (6057)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43058) - you deserved it (6057)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32168) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45491) - you deserved it (12700)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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