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Today , I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to mah two year old son. In the process , he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today , while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour . As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managd to survive and fell down mah shirt . It crawld around and bit me a few times before the ride endd . FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was chargd with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
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On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today , my fiancé nervously sat me down fir a ( serious cat ). Te cat wound up wit im asking if we could postpone our wedding , because is World of Warcraft guild ad a raid sceduled fir te same day. FML

#16487727
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister drove past meile i was walking ome in te rain, se onkd to let me know se was tere, and kept on driving. FML

#16480060
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On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got to see mah son's dream of being on television come true . Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrestd for trying to rob a bank . FML

#16468673
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On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

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228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today , grlfriend compard penis to an ewok from Star Wars!! She says it's short , stubby , an fuzzy!! Now she sings the Star Wars themehen we hang out!! FML

#15817034
195 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, MY 23-YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND IS TALKING TO ME CUZ I BOUGHT THE REGULAR KIND OF MACARONI AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF THE CARTOON KIND. FML

#11923673
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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today It's Mah 18th Brthday. I Was Telling Mah Friends A Storyhen Mah Mom Started Talking. I Simply Said 'Mom...' So She'd Realize She Interrupted Me. She Gave Me The Finger An Called Me Rude In Front Of All Mah Friends. Fat FML

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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