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by CrazyBitch / 04/04/2013 at 4:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
by JaneDoe / 04/03/2013 at 10:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML
by nickcedola40 / 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by nottoosmall / 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 9:32am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by SayCheese / 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
by MilleeMacabre / 04/02/2013 at 2:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
by ItsAnanya / 04/02/2013 at 11:34am / India (Delhi) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
by QuinnyZebrass / 04/02/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by colorguard13 / 04/01/2013 at 8:15pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by tkrause / 04/01/2013 at 1:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
by laptitesouris / 03/31/2013 at 7:35pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after… Today, I was taking a picture for my girlfriend on her phone when a message from another guy popped… Today, I woke up in a semi-conscious and very confused state. I was so confused that, in order to…