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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (343224) - you deserved it (38395)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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