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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 721
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About crazykidd15 : not much to say, I waste too much time reading FMLs lol and yet I can't get one posted...(FML). but whatever, some of these are hilarious anyway. thanks for creeping.

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Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

#5554431
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On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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258 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
141 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

#4215163
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On 08/01/2009 at 9:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

#913985
186 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 11:47am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
217 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

#62507
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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