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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About crazydanilo : My name is Danilo. I am from Bolivia and currently living in Shanghai.

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crazydanilo's favorite FMLs

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44101) - you deserved it (6860)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by donutsex (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML



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