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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1980 (34 years)
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Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (3231)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (8445)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

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