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About crazyazzkile : I dislike most people I meet. I enjoy food, xbox, workin out, guns, music: Metal, Punk Rock, Classical.
I love to drink hard alcohol.
I hate living in Nevada's dry-ass air and lack of good concerts.

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Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML


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On 10/21/2010 at 10:48am - health - by catattack78 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML


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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

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