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About crazyazzkile : I dislike most people I meet. I enjoy food, xbox, workin out, guns, music: Metal, Punk Rock, Classical.
I love to drink hard alcohol.
I hate living in Nevada's dry-ass air and lack of good concerts.
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Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014