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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 June 1990 (21 years)
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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26263) - you deserved it (2712)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

#7937291 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (16011) - you deserved it (2705)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (50655) - you deserved it (5424)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

#3171595 (379)

I agree, your life sucks (12797) - you deserved it (71360)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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