About crazy_vet_tech : I am a Licensed Veterianry Technician. I have a dog, a bird, a beta fish, and a boyfriend. They take up most of my time and I love them all dearly.
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by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
by Jessie / 12/25/2010 at 8:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/30/2010 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Health
by leve80paladin / 10/25/2010 at 11:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by baddoggy / 10/17/2010 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 12:20am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Nuttree / 08/01/2010 at 3:02am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by V / 07/23/2010 at 3:39am / United States / Love
Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML
by Cody / 07/19/2010 at 9:59am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
by Keaton / 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
by dogshavenipples / 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Money
by fatpooch / 05/13/2010 at 2:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
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- Today, I visited my parents with my four year old. My son started to excitedly tell his grandmother… Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today, after my 10 year old brother was watching youtube for hours, he had apparently learned a new…