About crazy_vet_tech : I am a Licensed Veterianry Technician. I have a dog, a bird, a beta fish, and a boyfriend. They take up most of my time and I love them all dearly.
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by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Transportation
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
by craphanded / 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Animals
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
by dsbass09 / 07/09/2011 at 1:59am / United States (Florida) / Work
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2011 at 3:27am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Animals
by tbright010 / 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by duncanisgey / 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Username / 01/08/2011 at 2:01am / United States / Geek
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need… Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed… Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away…
- Today, I was listening to rock music and chilling with a few friends. I thought it would be funny… Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned…