About crazy_vet_tech : I am a Licensed Veterianry Technician. I have a dog, a bird, a beta fish, and a boyfriend. They take up most of my time and I love them all dearly.
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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm - animals - by craphanded - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 1:59am - work - by dsbass09 - United States (Florida)
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by tbright010 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States
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