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Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 600 dollars to have my brakes fixed on my car, they weren't squeaking. I got my car back and now the brakes squeal and my air conditioning won't work. I just spent 600 dollars to break my car even more. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by StupidCar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML


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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


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