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Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
by Sheezey / 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I spent 600 dollars to have my brakes fixed on my car, they weren't squeaking. I got my car back and now the brakes squeal and my air conditioning won't work. I just spent 600 dollars to break my car even more. FML
by StupidCar / 02/07/2009 at 3:56pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
by wiseoldone / 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML
by DarkPain / 01/22/2009 at 7:45am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty… Today, I forgot my headphones at home, which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to be in the third… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…