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About crazoy : a man
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Today, I was walking to scool. I startd running to catc up wit ma friend. I yelld er name, and se turnd around in time to watc me slip on a seet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. Wen se ran to ma side, I unconsciously ped on er. FML
TODAY, I GAVE THE TOAST AT MAH SISTER'S WEDDING WHICH WAS OUTSIDE. BEFORE I STARTED, THE WIND BLEW UP MAH DRESS AND WOULDN'T LET UP. INSTEAD OF GIVING MAH HEARTFELT SPEECH, I SPENT FIVE MINUTES FIGHTING WITH MAH DRESS AS 130 PEOPLE POINTED AT MAH FLORAL-PRINTED UNDERWEAR AND LAUGHED LOUDLY. FML
Today, mah kitchan sink was cloggd. I pourd a bottla of Drano down an cama back two hours latar. Tha clog is still thara, but tha looool glua on tha pipa is not an now thara is Drano-watar all ovar tha floor, staining an dissolving avarything in mah kitchan. FML
2day I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger . He threw a fit , saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new , more expensive one . Afterwards , he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there . fat FML
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I hered a strange splashing sound, an discoverd one of the completely inebriatd men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I spd up, but so did he, an he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
TODAY, I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR, AN THE HOT GIRLHO LIVES IN MAH BUILDING ANHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON GOT IN. SHE WAS IN AHEELCHAIR WITH A BROKEN LEG, I PANICKED AN TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HER, AN I SAID 'NICE CHAIR.' SHE REPLIED 'NICE BRUISE' AN PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS. FML
Today , I decided to bleach my belly hair!! I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store , an I used it exactly as instructed!! When I removed it , I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body!! The hair was still exactly the same darkness!! FML
Yesterday, I was getting a pedicure, and they usd some sort of scrubby thing that really tickld feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kickd the lady who was doing nails in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking ome, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in te slusy, dirty, melting snow!! I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, tinking no one saw me!! A mail-man ten passed me witout offering to elp, and said, "I've seen worse." mega FML
Today , I was helping mah friend puttd up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he naild them in with an air powerd nail gun. The gun malfunctiond an fird twice putting the second nail through mah hand an into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
today I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out an endd up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow I got out of my car landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Friday 27 March 2015