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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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crazedsyco's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28492) - you deserved it (6381)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86901) - you deserved it (4271)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

#19245135
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10552) - you deserved it (33571)

On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

#19244814
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23001) - you deserved it (4007)

On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67402) - you deserved it (3753)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said "Ok, now I can just block every message from you." And walked away from me. FML

#5328809
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43826) - you deserved it (4077)

On 09/18/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't as all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

#3793812
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42693) - you deserved it (6069)

On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)



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