crashpayton

Search for a member

crashpayton

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 March 1980 (36 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

crashpayton's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:13pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 3:20am<b>Xanster82</b> - the 01/21/2011 at 3:09am<b>Azninvazn18</b> - the 01/21/2011 at 1:29am<b>musicaddiction</b> - the 01/13/2011 at 5:52pm<b>satanstolemysock</b> - the 01/03/2011 at 5:10pm<b>mama1021</b> - the 12/21/2010 at 11:15pm<b>Youdontknowme988</b> - the 12/10/2010 at 1:32am<b>notaboutyou</b> - the 10/26/2010 at 1:58pm<b>TRACKGiRLJONNi</b> - the 10/21/2010 at 1:45am<b>MrMagic</b> - the 10/14/2010 at 11:19pm<b>picashit</b> - the 09/19/2010 at 8:43am<b>jackygirl2</b> - the 09/14/2010 at 8:55pm<b>bris_lions11</b> - the 08/11/2010 at 5:23am<b>TheBoringFreedom</b> - the 08/08/2010 at 12:59pm<b>darkblonde</b> - the 06/28/2010 at 1:44am<b>Derision</b> - the 06/26/2010 at 12:45am<b>donedirtcheap</b> - the 06/23/2010 at 1:41pm

crashpayton's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

crashpayton's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2010 at 6:46am / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Health

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

by PhilDavisDied? / 09/30/2010 at 6:33am / Love

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

by milhouse86 / 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

by lyssuhhhh / 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 4:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Love

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

by yogapants / 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Health

Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Work

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 3:10am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work