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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About crashk13 : Country boy all my life love hunting fishing everything outdoors. Work hard play harder. Kik: crashk14 I wish someone gave a fuck about me😔

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Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML


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