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crap09
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8321) - you deserved it (30383)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (2819)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93982) - you deserved it (3724)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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