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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5745
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53394) - you deserved it (10591)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82148) - you deserved it (8043)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (211832) - you deserved it (33836)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (809316) - you deserved it (83830)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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