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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About cranker08 : Hello FML :D
I love meatloaf!
How old? Old enough to kick your ass.
Just kidding, very friendly chick!

Go Dodgers!

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML


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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

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