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crankdatIRISH
  • Town/Country : San Jose, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed "Tell him Happy Birthday for me!" and as I pressed send I remember her dad was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19901) - you deserved it (40595)

On 06/24/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by blind (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States



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