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Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11093) - you deserved it (19907)

On 11/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Czechplease - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9015) - you deserved it (29829)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)



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