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crackmore278
  • Town/Country : New York , USA
  • Title : Mister
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“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

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Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing "happy birthday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52303) - you deserved it (3228)

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