Search for a member

Offline (the 12/04/2014 at 6:57pm)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 786
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cracchiolo : I'm 21 years of age, but I'm going to keep it short and simple. Just message me if you want to know more.

cracchiolo's page activity

Visits<b>_Shake_n_Bake__</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 3:05am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 12:47am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 11:55pm<b>balnuaimi</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 6:05pm<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:00am<b>Svxnt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:26pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 10:34am<b>amandathecreator</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 10:17am<b>ekb777</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 2:11am<b>forizidrizzi</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 3:31pm<b>slimblack</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 10:33pm<b>ahamme06</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 3:01am<b>lirideout</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 3:33pm<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 7:20pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 2:27pm<b>Lebeaugars95</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 9:58am<b>appletreee</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 1:56pm<b>Britsalmostlegal</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 2:24am

cracchiolo's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of cracchiolo's badges

cracchiolo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

by Anothermoose / 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

by henley / 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm / Love

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

by Fucked / 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

by swedishdude / 11/14/2009 at 8:37am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

by karl / 01/10/2009 at 1:50am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous