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cracchiolo
  • Town/Country : Columbus, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cracchiolo : I'm 21 years of age, but I'm going to keep it short and simple. Just message me if you want to know more.

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7676) - you deserved it (56453)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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