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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cracchiolo : I'm 21 years of age, but I'm going to keep it short and simple. Just message me if you want to know more.

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cracchiolo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47233) - you deserved it (5682)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anothermoose - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10753) - you deserved it (67118)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (13058)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (35349)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5919) - you deserved it (41867)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

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