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cptmorgan6
  • Town/Country : Boston, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 August 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 160
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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (2725)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (3920) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France



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