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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6002
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About cpatrick820 : I'm Colin, that scruffy, long haired fellow you see above this. I'm typically a laid back guy with no complaints or regrets. Reach me on Facebook at

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Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37349) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML


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On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

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