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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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cp3mvp7's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

#15945280
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (6560)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:54am - love - by :( -

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

#15943696
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29403) - you deserved it (15490)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (3802)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51712) - you deserved it (9782)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

#15938297
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (5365)

On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

#15937673
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13512) - you deserved it (23064)

On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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