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cp3mvp7
  • Town/Country : Ann arbor
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21797) - you deserved it (5090)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:54am - love - by :( -

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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134 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23150) - you deserved it (2908)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44261) - you deserved it (7712)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

#15938297
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20457) - you deserved it (4073)

On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10384) - you deserved it (16015)

On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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