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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16914
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing halo

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3926) - you deserved it (243)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9941) - you deserved it (3464)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

#21523593
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10177) - you deserved it (712)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12872) - you deserved it (645)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15028) - you deserved it (2542)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13586) - you deserved it (1146)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13199) - you deserved it (959)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

#21523219
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16761) - you deserved it (1263)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16314) - you deserved it (1566)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16488) - you deserved it (1804)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

#21523145
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16491) - you deserved it (2154)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Alex - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

#21523143
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16016) - you deserved it (1452)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:51pm - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Florida)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22170) - you deserved it (1011)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

#21523085
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14175) - you deserved it (3911)

On 02/05/2016 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

#21523010
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17522) - you deserved it (2287)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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