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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8989
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11634) - you deserved it (20680)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (1696)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

#21384513
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19393) - you deserved it (1734)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

#21384435
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20701) - you deserved it (1652)

On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27995) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (2218)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

#21383075
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24703) - you deserved it (1918)

On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (2739)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

#21382575
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (4503)

On 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm - health - by Bonecrusher (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24178) - you deserved it (15139)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21512) - you deserved it (8536)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36890) - you deserved it (3091)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30999) - you deserved it (2345)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML



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