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coyotefox

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About coyotefox : Ahhh not much to say! I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing, find my art at CasThePizzaMan.deviantart.com !
As I said, I use the mobile app and don't check my inbox very often!

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

#21249670
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (3982)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:22pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

#21249351
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (3287)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28382) - you deserved it (2095)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33349) - you deserved it (3511)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

#21248448
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (5117)

On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35486) - you deserved it (8233)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35923) - you deserved it (2872)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

#21247920
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33588) - you deserved it (2070)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by abbshows (man) - United States

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

#21247811
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (9559)

On 08/29/2014 at 11:38am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

#21247589
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (4686)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

#21247337
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (2376)

On 08/28/2014 at 6:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML

#21246884
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (4711)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

#21246585
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31974) - you deserved it (30154)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

#21246563
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34645) - you deserved it (2586)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML



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