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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4921
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : Ahhh not much to say! I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing, you can find my art at CasThePizzaMan.deviantart.com !
As I said, I use the mobile app and don't check my inbox very often!

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Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16026) - you deserved it (1721)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

#21320813
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15235) - you deserved it (1155)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18849) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19315) - you deserved it (3292)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she didn't "technically" cheat on me, because the other guy came on her and not inside her. FML

#21320297
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25225) - you deserved it (1924)

On 12/19/2014 at 11:16am - love - by "technically" my ex-girlfriend - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23562) - you deserved it (4708)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26325) - you deserved it (3152)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28062) - you deserved it (2594)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML

#21319043
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26862) - you deserved it (1810)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (6048)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (29130)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

#21318557
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26872) - you deserved it (6419)

On 12/16/2014 at 2:26pm - misc - by privatebathroomneeded - United States (California)



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