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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19108
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing halo

coyotefox's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:41pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:31pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 3:25pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 3:58pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 10:41am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:36pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:24am<b>Teyros</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 2:19am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:30am<b>bigwell</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 7:28am<b>Syruphs</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:33am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:01am<b>phantomxbg</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:43pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:10pm<b>FuckThisLogin</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 7:32am<b>MarkiMoo</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 8:50am<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:38am<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:40am

Fucked!<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:25pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:42pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:40am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:54am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:26am<b>TotFCerberus</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:55am<b>igg125</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 10:42pm<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:14pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:44pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:36pm<b>soullyfe</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:30am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:10pm<b>fml0505</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:10am<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:13am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:13am

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML

by Ban Hammered / 05/25/2016 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous

Today my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML

by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 3:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, upon my arrival at work, I was greeted by 2 police officers, 2 managers, my coworker, and a meth-head in my office. They quickly told me that the meth-head was wearing stolen merchandise under her clothes, then left me alone with her, saying I had to watch her undress. FML

by Undercover_Agent / 05/25/2016 at 2:04am / United States (Iowa) / Work

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Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

by LostSleep / 05/24/2016 at 5:54pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML

by FastTurtle9 / 05/24/2016 at 4:10pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

by Anonymous / 05/24/2016 at 10:05am / Work

Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML

by BrokenAndHurt / 05/24/2016 at 8:28am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

by LongDriveNoSleep / 05/24/2016 at 6:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML

by TheNewCashierInTown / 05/23/2016 at 3:30pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

by gettinganF / 05/23/2016 at 7:57am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

by Anon / 05/23/2016 at 6:49am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

by WellThatSucks / 05/23/2016 at 5:15am / United States / Animals

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

by Bugga2018 / 05/22/2016 at 7:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids