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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21392
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing GTA 5

coyotefox's page activity

Visits<b>fishinpink</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Luzeamus</b> - 24 hours ago<b>rockydify</b> - yesterday at 5:48am<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 11:59pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 1:53am<b>NephilimPie</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:49pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 9:09am<b>AC98</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 7:29am<b>leslieshrader</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 1:04am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:19pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:03pm<b>chrisjw27</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 3:51pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 8:34pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 7:57pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 4:38pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 10:04am<b>misslostnfound</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 8:07pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 1:10am

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 7:57am<b>NephilimPie</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 3:39am<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:59pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 5:59am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:25pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:42pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:40am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:54am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:26am<b>TotFCerberus</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:55am<b>igg125</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 10:42pm<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:14pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:44pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:36pm<b>soullyfe</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:30am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:10pm

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to ask my sister if she shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen year old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML

by smellsfunnyinfrance / 08/21/2016 at 12:43pm / United Kingdom / Holidays

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

by sillymink / 08/19/2016 at 10:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a pharmacist slut-shamed me for taking birth control. I'm still a virgin, and I only take those pills to help with my acne and period cramps. FML

by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

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Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

by nevaagain / 08/19/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I discovered an effective form of body hair removal. I discovered that my three-year-old daughter is strong enough to pull off a major clump of my leg hair. FML

by Daddy / 08/19/2016 at 10:55am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, in an effort to try and get fit, I was doing yoga on my carpet when my foot slipped. It went under my radiator, which peeled the skin off my heel like peeling a potato. FML

by AlexB / 08/19/2016 at 3:01am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health

Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2016 at 4:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

by LoveStinks / 08/18/2016 at 6:56am / Love

Today, I spent nearly seven hours clearing out our storage room in order to transform it into my art studio. Things were going great until I tweaked my back. At least from my stationary position in bed I have a perfect view of the table I can't work at for the next 2 to 4 weeks. FML

by ArtistBlock / 08/17/2016 at 3:54am / United States (Arizona) / Health

Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2016 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

by hannax / 08/16/2016 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Health

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

by PeedMaPants / 08/15/2016 at 8:04pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

by Felinefine / 08/15/2016 at 3:33pm / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Kids

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays