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Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

#19575752
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On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)



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