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Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by elvisfreak5446 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm - animals - by Zoe Avila - United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 9:48am - work - by Lauren - Australia (South Australia)
Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)
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