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Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm - work - by Rimmy Jobs (woman) - United States
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)
Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)
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