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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About couturedoll : You should follow me on IG, @directioncouture. Jus' sayin. Otherwise, since I completely lack originality, I'm just going to stop my bio here.

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couturedoll's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

#20152648
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13500) - you deserved it (21743)

On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

#20033828
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (1791)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm - work - by Rimmy Jobs (woman) - United States

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

#19812720
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (49096)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

#19812468
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19911) - you deserved it (4406)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

#19806951
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (2928)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

#19769783
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8171) - you deserved it (40400)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25851) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

#3797980
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45511) - you deserved it (5600)

On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)



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