About couturedoll : You should follow me on IG, @directioncouture. Jus' sayin. Otherwise, since I completely lack originality, I'm just going to stop my bio here.
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Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
by no cake for me / 11/07/2012 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Rimmy Jobs / 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm / United States / Work
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
by hc11bmd / 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
by Joseph N / 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
by Myriam / 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/11/2012 at 8:42am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
by ugly / 06/11/2012 at 8:01am / Australia / Love
by hrtbrkn / 07/16/2009 at 9:44am / United States (Texas) / Love
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