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Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Petitprof (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by Casey - United States (California)
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)
Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by pumpkinbutt - Sent from mobile version
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