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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 855
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About countryrose92 : Love, hope, beauty, life, friends, family, and sarcasm. All the good things in life. :-P

Everything changes when you have a child. Suddenly life isn't about you anymore, it's all about them and what your going to do to protect them.

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML


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On 04/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by bleach (woman) - United Kingdom

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