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Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30456) - you deserved it (3129)

On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML

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