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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1581
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About countrygirl3250 : Oh no! It seems I totally forgot to give a fuck. Well darn. :)

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Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML


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On 05/29/2010 at 12:04am - health - by phonesnshit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML


Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Cpm (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML


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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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