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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5790
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About countryb_cth : I may have extensions, get my nails done, wear nice clothes, and act girly. But I am not afraid to get down and dirty, mess up my hair or chip a perfectly good nail. I love going quading, dirt biking, fishing, and swimming in the lake all summer long. I also love skidooing in the winter. And after a long day of playing in the mud and/or snow I love to sit by the fire looking up at the starry night sky with a couple of friends, while blasting country music and having a nice cold beer or a hot cup of hot chocolate & Baileys.

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Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML


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On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML


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On 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML


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On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML


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On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 6:45am - love - by ugh - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my mother-in-law trying to plant a GPS tracker on my car. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML


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On 06/17/2015 at 11:41am - misc - by HURP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for 4 or more hours. Not even 2 hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML


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On 06/16/2015 at 1:47am - misc - by use your brain mother - United States (Utah)

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML


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On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 9:26am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They reacted by simply lecturing me for an hour about how much he'll ruin my life and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML


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On 06/08/2015 at 11:08am - love - by howard1954 - United States (California)

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