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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About countryb_cth : I may have extensions, get my nails done, where nice clothes, and act girly. But I am not afraid to get down and dirty, mess up my hair or chip a perfectly good nail. I love going quading, dirt biking, fishing, and swimming in the lake all summer long. I also love skidooing in the winter. And after a long day of playing in the mud and/or snow I love to sit by the fire looking up at the starry night sky with a couple of friends, while blasting country music and having a nice cold beer or a hot cup of hot chocolate & Baileys.

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countryb_cth's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent a hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

#21305532
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14884) - you deserved it (3311)

On 11/24/2014 at 11:21pm - animals - by amazinghermit (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28039) - you deserved it (1982)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I helped a very large elderly man, who thanked me and tried to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him, "We are not allowed to accept tips from customers." His reply was, "You're going to take this fucking money," and shoved it in my pocket. I'm now being written up for it. FML

#21304848
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25503) - you deserved it (1983)

On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

#21304482
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (6282)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm - misc - by college student - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35799) - you deserved it (2193)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

#21304373
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (2160)

On 11/23/2014 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

#21304319
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25804) - you deserved it (3206)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

#21303901
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31692) - you deserved it (3757)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

#21303774
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (3331)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30032) - you deserved it (2275)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

#21302695
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (2211)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML

#21302111
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2561)

On 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by honeybunny - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36708) - you deserved it (3601)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

#21301098
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (3983)

On 11/17/2014 at 11:16pm - work - by HereToLaughAtU (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't you ask me to get these during class?" FML

#21301020
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33373) - you deserved it (2274)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:10pm - work - by ohgosh... (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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