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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About countryb_cth : I love skiing and swimming, I absolutely hate summer and I pretty much spend a lot of time on the internet.
I am a proud loser :)

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Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

#21258936
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6946) - you deserved it (1238)

On 09/15/2014 at 6:19pm - misc - by lucas_urev - United States (New York)

Today, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. FML

#21258921
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9496) - you deserved it (617)

On 09/15/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by Peeves - United States

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

#21258904
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8626) - you deserved it (3552)

On 09/15/2014 at 5:39pm - misc - by Wingman527 - United States (California)

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

#21258902
34 comments

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On 09/15/2014 at 5:37pm - misc - by imamess (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

#21258796
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (1925)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my husband's laziness got so bad that he asked me to jack him off while he watched porn because he was "too tired" to do it himself. FML

#21258768
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25478) - you deserved it (2957)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by lovelyanimetits (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

#21258738
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (1457)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (14595)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

#21258006
91 comments

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On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

#21257946
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34897) - you deserved it (2264)

On 09/14/2014 at 8:53am - love - by NoConfusion (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

#21256772
94 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

#21256123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33736) - you deserved it (2631)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

#21256044
46 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by mybad - United States

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38829) - you deserved it (10735)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream bar with a credit card. It was declined, so he made me swipe it again. Declined. "Quit touching the metal strip," he scowled. I held the outer edge of it and swiped. Declined. He then bitched me out as his mother paid for him. FML



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