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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 387
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About countryb_cth : Right now I am still in high school upgrading to get better grades. After I am done with high school I am going into nursing. I use FML pretty much every day, I love reading the FML's they deffinatly put a smile on my face, well some do. I love skiing and swimming, they are my two absolute favorite sports and I have been doing both since I was very young. I am big into country music, it's what I grew up on and has always stuck with me. I go quading and dirt biking in the summer (even though I hate the summer heat) and skidooing in the winter. I absolutely love spending time with my family, to me family is very important. I love both of my parents, but I am closest to my mom she is my best friend and I can tell her absolutely anything. If you would like to message me, feel free to, I am shy at first, but after a while I don't stop talking :)

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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/16/2014 at 3:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24150) - you deserved it (48207)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of my neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives for getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell them truth that I'm not desirable, just clumsy. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 6:34pm - work - by shatfjord (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by TalkDirtyToMe - New Zealand

Today, I found out that I am "un-promotable" to the job that I have been promised for the last two years because, I "don't suffer idiots well." Idiots. FML

Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML


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On 10/09/2014 at 6:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML


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On 10/09/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

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