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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1128
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About countryb_cth : I may have extensions, get my nails done, where nice clothes, and act girly. But I am not afraid to get down and dirty, mess up my hair or chip a perfectly good nail. I love going quading, dirt biking, fishing, and swimming in the lake all summer long. I also love skidooing in the winter. And after a long day of playing in the mud and/or snow I love to sit by the fire looking up at the starry night sky with a couple of friends, while blasting country music and having a nice cold beer or a hot cup of hot chocolate & Baileys.

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Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

#21317549
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25918) - you deserved it (1665)

On 12/14/2014 at 9:07pm - misc - by BFons - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

#21317384
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (5066)

On 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm - animals - by I'm Trading Up For A Dog (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (3625)

On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (2737)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (2436)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29656) - you deserved it (4835)

On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

#21316246
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (6584)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30490) - you deserved it (3802)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

#21316125
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26050) - you deserved it (2242)

On 12/12/2014 at 10:15am - kids - by Che_likes_you - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33139) - you deserved it (4159)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (5294)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

#21315541
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (2535)

On 12/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by ohray - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, I received a gift certificate from my grandmother for a local bookshop. Considering how broke I am, this would be a fantastic gift. If the bookshop in question wasn't a right-wing evangelical Christian Bookshop, and I wasn't Jewish. FML

#21315500
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26450) - you deserved it (3034)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:29am - misc - by Soverytired (woman) - Australia



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