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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 September 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41532) - you deserved it (25371)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52164) - you deserved it (14633)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

#15025129
55 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

#15001242
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51482) - you deserved it (5092)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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148 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

#14853922
107 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

#14790484
139 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

#14613102
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (3552) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

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245 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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