About cotteb : Seattle raised, County of Kilkenny, Ireland born. Bachelor of Science in Criminology/Criminal Justice and a second in business. Work as a sous chef for a Cajun restaurant. Want to know more? Just ask
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…