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Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by noO / 02/07/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 2:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by soni_miller / 01/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by 99jellybean / 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by helloimkylieee / 01/24/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 10:54am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Mr_Yato / 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML
by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by no love / 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML
by donguigeek / 12/23/2015 at 11:32pm / France / Kids