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  • Number of visits : 446
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About coraline123c : First of all as you might've noticed by my Pikachu hat, I obviously like pokemon.
I love all sorts of anime, manga, and video games, nintendo especially.

I'm really into singing, dancing, and acting; I'm planning on being a stage or screen performer/actor/singer/dancer after I graduate.

I'm a High school senior student; (grade 12)
My IGN: corawale123
My CoC: Coras OrAs Army
P.S. I particularly like pokemon, digimon, dragon ball, naruto, full metal alchemist:brotherhood, attack on titan, and MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

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coraline123c's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48132) - you deserved it (9586)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML

Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." Then he walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39354) - you deserved it (3439)

On 07/09/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by help - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML


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On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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