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coraline123c

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 478
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About coraline123c : Some people would bug me as being a geek or a nerd; I love all sorts of anime, manga, and video games, FPS and RPG are something i enjoy but also anything nintendo really.

I'm really into singing, dancing, and acting; I'm planning on being a stage or screen performer/actor after I graduate high school and go to university for theatre.

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Fucked!<b>Exaspera</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:34am<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:42pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 11:38am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:56pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 2:45pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:21pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:01am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 8:27am<b>Puffpie</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:59am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:41am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:35pm

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coraline123c's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48153) - you deserved it (9593)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML

Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." Then he walked away. FML

#20772742
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39384) - you deserved it (3443)

On 07/09/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by help - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

#7305863
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14221) - you deserved it (20981)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML

#7070620
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22667) - you deserved it (3735)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML

#6165899
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37642) - you deserved it (2992)

On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by aqua88 (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

#1242967
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11769) - you deserved it (69155)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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