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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3393
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!

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Visits<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 1:58pm<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 5:12pm<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 9:02pm<b>MyssTryss</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 8:16pm<b>delichick</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 3:32pm<b>holly_fly</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 8:22am<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>Hann0rslovsu</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 9:48am<b>mercumorr</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:30pm<b>askullnamedbilly</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 4:14pm<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:19am<b>Nickimariek</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 8:42am<b>Xeivan</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 5:22pm<b>FlutterLoud</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 1:42am<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 8:35pm<b>symbioticdeath</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 2:15pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 1:09pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 9:16pm

Fucked!<b>FlutterLoud</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:58pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 7:09pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:24pm<b>rileysmiley1</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 2:21pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:03pm<b>seetei</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:57am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:42pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:33pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:41am<b>horseh</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:28am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:27pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:35am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:24pm<b>BananaSantos</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 10:19pm<b>iwanttogotoparis</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:28pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 7:19pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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copperchinchilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML

by friendless1004 / 11/12/2015 at 11:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

by Jess / 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm / Health

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML

by M / 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

by EverettA / 09/11/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

by FML / 09/04/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

by laurencoc / 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

by bgierczak2 / 08/31/2015 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

by HAIL SITHIS / 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love