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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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59 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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