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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 9:41am / United States (New York) / Money
by fmlalways / 01/22/2011 at 8:00am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by alaskan1989 / 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm / Ireland / Intimacy
Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
by shadowsonicstar / 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 7:29pm / Serbia / Health
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
by insultedguy / 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm / Netherlands (Groningen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm / Australia / Health
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
by caempa / 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by person / 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm / Jordan (Amman Governorate) / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…