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Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by effingdoucher (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by alaskan1989 - United States (Alaska)
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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