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my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

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On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

2day mah girlfriend compard mah penis to a snake. Not cuz of the size or shape, but cuz a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I shavd my beard off!! Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face!! I look completely ridiculous!!

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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today..!! I finally convinced grlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work!! Halfway through..!! she fell asleep!! Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was..!! I started to tickle her feet!! She then kicked me straight in the nutshilst sleeping!! FML

Today, I was looool kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom tougt it would be fun to press all te buttons on te musical ceramic catedrals so tey would all play at te same time. mega FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 8:16am - misc - by dearprudence89 - United States

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumpd to push me out of the way. Instead he pushd the branch into my face. fat FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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