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my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
Today..!! I finally convinced grlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work!! Halfway through..!! she fell asleep!! Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was..!! I started to tickle her feet!! She then kicked me straight in the nutshilst sleeping!! FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumpd to push me out of the way. Instead he pushd the branch into my face. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015